March 2012
shit fuck cocksucking motherfucking ass raping sodomizing aids infested whore i hate senior project
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
February 2012
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Watchacciobrandon:
forever-feliz:
sherlocka-flocka:
glamydia:
oh my god
tHE GIRL EATING THE CAKE GPOY OMFG
omg.
omg
megan come on
sometimes being a smart ass isn't always a good...
but as big a mouth as i have, i dont think i deserve to sit up all night worried that if i sleep i wont wake up.
you ARE the biggest, most selfish asshole I know.
i do NOT love you unconditionally at all.
and yes, i think “go kill yourself” is a proper response when you say you’re going to shoot me in the head, and when your response to your friend’s house burning is...
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still... →
itsdamnfunny:
BORED? Y U NO LAUGH?!!
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
unfreshing:
people come for the ass and stay for the sass
jonwithabullet:
plimasaurusthedinosaur:
...
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
New Sex Position
iwillmindfuckyou:
realcertified:
kicksnchicks:
dianabaabe:
kimburrit0:
ssalenaax3:
baayleyx3:
iansteezy:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOLOL
Lol wth.
LMFAO. i would kill .
omfg…………………
HAHAHAHA
LOOOOOL...
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
What's the difference between tumblr and a... →
A restaurant has servers that work.
Remeber When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
that was the worlds most perfect eye roll
me: theres a one year warranty on that camera
mom: not for sitting on it and breaKING IT WITH MY ASS
somewhereinbrooklyn-:
was leo even invited to the oscars or did they not want to put him through that pain
An intoxicated discussion about The Help from last...
Me: Viola Davis is definitely going to win.
Her: Yeah, I loved Olivia too.
Me: ...Octavia.
Her: I know her name! Octavia Butler!
Me: ...........Spencer.
unfreshing:
my brother just saw baby kittens on tv and now he and his friends won’t stop making jokes about baby pussies fuzzy pussies little pussies and fluffy pussies i hate straight people